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On Rafael Nadal's Career Grand Slam

  • "Sure he won the U.S. Open, but Tiger's not at the top of his game right now."

  • "Amazing! He's my favorite tennis team."

  • "Not very impressive. I can usually finish the pancakes, sausage, bacon, and eggs all in one sitting."

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