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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On Randy Johnson Approaching 300 Wins:

  • "He should be able to do it if his back doesn't give out and he doesn't die of natural causes."

  • "I feel bad for whoever has to sculpt that bust."

  • "Thanks a lot. Now I'm picturing Randy Johnson."

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