On Randy Johnson Approaching 300 Wins:

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On Randy Johnson Approaching 300 Wins:

  • "He should be able to do it if his back doesn't give out and he doesn't die of natural causes."


  • "I feel bad for whoever has to sculpt that bust."


  • "Thanks a lot. Now I'm picturing Randy Johnson."


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