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On Randy Moss And Terrell Owens Behaving Themselves So Far This Season

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Kevin Durant Wins Gold In Men’s Individual Basketball

RIO DE JANEIRO—Beating out Serbian Nikola Jokic by .87 points in order to claim the all-around title, U.S. forward Kevin Durant won Olympic gold Friday in men’s individual basketball, becoming the first man to win consecutive golds in the competition since Gary Payton at the 1996 and 2000 Games.

Michael Phelps Spots Estranged Father Poseidon In Stands

RIO DE JANEIRO—Immediately recognizing the booming, thunderous voice he hadn’t heard since he was 5 years old as he warmed up ahead of his first heat in the 200-meter individual medley, U.S. Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps reportedly spotted his long-estranged father, Poseidon, God of the Sea, cheering for him Thursday in the stands of the Olympic Aquatics Stadium.
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On Randy Moss And Terrell Owens Behaving Themselves So Far This Season

  • "Not to burst anyone's bubble, but I saw T. O. at Chuck E. Cheese last night and his poor parents couldn't get him to stop crying the whole time."

  • "This is going to sound crazy, but just maybe it has something to do with them being on the two best teams and scoring lots of touchdowns."

  • "Still, get your popcorn ready."

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