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On Randy Moss And Terrell Owens Behaving Themselves So Far This Season

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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On Randy Moss And Terrell Owens Behaving Themselves So Far This Season

  • "Not to burst anyone's bubble, but I saw T. O. at Chuck E. Cheese last night and his poor parents couldn't get him to stop crying the whole time."

  • "This is going to sound crazy, but just maybe it has something to do with them being on the two best teams and scoring lots of touchdowns."

  • "Still, get your popcorn ready."

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