On Rex Ryan Losing His Third-Straight AFC Championship

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On Rex Ryan Losing His Third-Straight AFC Championship

  • "That press conference was hard to watch, because he just stood there eating a box of ‘Jets AFC Champion’ T-shirts and hats."

  • "You must be mistaken. He's been saying for a long time that the Jets are going to win the Super Bowl."

  • "Yeah, Cutler's a pussy."

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