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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On Roger Clemens' Acquittal

  • "Finally he can enter the Baseball Hall of Fame as his generation's most exonerated pitcher."

  • "There is nothing like a famous white man walking triumphantly out of court in an expensive suit to prove the system works."

  • "So he and Andy Pettitte are cool now?"

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