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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On Roger Clemens' Indictment

  • "As a Yankees fan, I say good riddance now that he can't help us win a World Series anymore."

  • "Oh, yeah, I mean, he's 'The Rocket.' How can you not indict him into the Hall of Fame?"

  • "Just shows you that what goes around comes around after years of success, money, women, and being idolized by millions."

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