On Roger Federer's amazing between-the-legs shot in the U.S. Open

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On Roger Federer's amazing between-the-legs shot in the U.S. Open

  • "As someone who often puts things between his legs, I was honored to see such a well-known sports star put something between his legs."

  • "That's almost as impressive as winning the U.S. Open."

  • "Are we talking about that basic forehand in one of his matches a few years back? Yeah, that was a good forehand."

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