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Modern-Day Cowboy Rides 18-Wheeler Full Of Entenmann's Products Westward

SOLOMON, KS—Awakening to the lonely howl of a distant coyote early Tuesday morning, C.J. Hoppel climbs into his 18-wheeler and sets off westward across a barren stretch of unbroken prairie, the whipping wind his only companion as he pulls a rig full of Entenmann's baked goods and snack cakes across the plains.

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On Roger Goodell's E-Mail To NFL Fans

  • "I think it's really nice that the NFL has an e-mail reminder system for impending lockouts."


  • "I don't know why I got so nervous when I saw I had an e-mail from him. He can't suspend me."


  • "Please remove me from this mailing list."


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