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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On Roger Goodell's E-Mail To NFL Fans

  • "I think it's really nice that the NFL has an e-mail reminder system for impending lockouts."

  • "I don't know why I got so nervous when I saw I had an e-mail from him. He can't suspend me."

  • "Please remove me from this mailing list."

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