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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On Royals Fans Taking Out An Ad Asking Ownership To Sell

  • "Are they upset the current owner isn't upholding the club's proud tradition of losing?"

  • "Good idea. It's probably really easy to forget you still own the Royals."

  • "What were they thinking? For the price of that ad, they could have bought the Royals themselves."

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