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On Rush Limbaugh Trying To Purchase The St. Louis Rams

  • "Where's he going to get that kind of dough? Doesn't he know the Rams cost over thirty thousand dollars?"

  • "Rush Limbaugh and the NFL. That makes sense purely from a painkiller addiction standpoint."

  • "Maybe it'd be best if no one bought them, and we let the Rams pursue some other job they're good at."

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