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RIO DE JANEIRO—Beating out Serbian Nikola Jokic by .87 points in order to claim the all-around title, U.S. forward Kevin Durant won Olympic gold Friday in men’s individual basketball, becoming the first man to win consecutive golds in the competition since Gary Payton at the 1996 and 2000 Games.

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On Rush Limbaugh Trying To Purchase The St. Louis Rams

  • "Where's he going to get that kind of dough? Doesn't he know the Rams cost over thirty thousand dollars?"

  • "Rush Limbaugh and the NFL. That makes sense purely from a painkiller addiction standpoint."

  • "Maybe it'd be best if no one bought them, and we let the Rams pursue some other job they're good at."

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