On Sammy Sosa's Strangely Lightening Skin:

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On Sammy Sosa's Strangely Lightening Skin:

  • "Uh-oh... that's one of the first symptoms of corking yourself."


  • "Suddenly I remember him being much grittier and hard-working than I did before."


  • "It's not as crazy as you think. He paid lots of money so his skin would change color. It's not like it just happened naturally or anything."


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