On Scottie Pippen Saying Lebron James Could Be Greatest Player Of All Time

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On Scottie Pippen Saying Lebron James Could Be Greatest Player Of All Time

  • “But what if someone better comes along after LeBron James? Then what?”


  • “Now it at least makes sense. It was so weird when Scottie Pippen was saying that 20 years ago.”


  • "Better than Luc Longley?"


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