ON SHERYL SWOOPES COMING OUT AS A LESBIAN

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ON SHERYL SWOOPES COMING OUT AS A LESBIAN

  • "She gave me the courage to come out to my family and friends. And yesterday, I got kicked out of the house. Thanks a whole lot, Sheryl."


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