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  • "When those boys of summer come back, I can't help but think of that Don Henley song. You know, 'Sunset Grill.' "

  • "Ah, exhibition baseball. Another thing for me to gamble on."

  • "Can you imagine how good a team would be if they started training in January? Oh man."

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