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On Steve Phillips' affair with an ESPN production assistant

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On Steve Phillips' affair with an ESPN production assistant

  • "What do you expect from a guy who thought Josh Hamilton was a bad Rule V pickup?"

  • "You could tell the PA must have liked him because his mic was always hooked up really well on Baseball Tonight."

  • "Yeah, I heard he nailed her in the Budweiser Hot Seat."

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