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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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  • "Chemistry is vital. Only the closest-knit teams are able to all jump and down in unison after winning a big game."

  • "I've always said nothing unites professional athletes like their shared homophobia."

  • "Oh totally, chemistry is so important. So are intangibles, fundamentals and having fun out there. Talent ranks eighth I think."

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