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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again

WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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  • "Chemistry is vital. Only the closest-knit teams are able to all jump and down in unison after winning a big game."

  • "I've always said nothing unites professional athletes like their shared homophobia."

  • "Oh totally, chemistry is so important. So are intangibles, fundamentals and having fun out there. Talent ranks eighth I think."

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