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RIO DE JANEIRO—Beating out Serbian Nikola Jokic by .87 points in order to claim the all-around title, U.S. forward Kevin Durant won Olympic gold Friday in men’s individual basketball, becoming the first man to win consecutive golds in the competition since Gary Payton at the 1996 and 2000 Games.

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RIO DE JANEIRO—Immediately recognizing the booming, thunderous voice he hadn’t heard since he was 5 years old as he warmed up ahead of his first heat in the 200-meter individual medley, U.S. Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps reportedly spotted his long-estranged father, Poseidon, God of the Sea, cheering for him Thursday in the stands of the Olympic Aquatics Stadium.
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On Tennessee Firing Longtime Coach Phil Fulmer:

  • "Whoever they hire next had better look good in screaming bright orange."

  • “Add it to the list of things that were really awesome in the ’90s but have just fallen apart in the past couple of years.”

  • “I’m sure a man of Phil Fulmer’s stature can get a job as a guy who gets cannonballs shot at his gut.”

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