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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On the 2009 U.S. Open

  • "They've gotta move that thing away from where the Mets play. They just tried to put Rafael Nadal on the DL."

  • "Tennis needs its Michael Jordan. Well, I guess what I'm saying is, I'd watch it if Michael Jordan played."

  • "The other night, half the bar was in Clijsters skirts. The other half in Kutuzova skirts. It was nuts, man. Total mayhem."

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