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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On The BCS Stripping USC Of Its 2004 Title

  • "Good thing the BCS has a time machine and can go back to when this would matter and people on that team would care."

  • "Cool, can I have their trophy?"

  • "In my mind, even before the ruling, it never happened. But that's just because I didn't watch the game and never asked who won."

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