On The Bulls' First 60-Win Season In 13 Years

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On The Bulls' First 60-Win Season In 13 Years

  • "What sign do I make now? I've held up 'Win 60 Games For The First Time In 13 Years' at games all season."

  • “Ugh, leave me out of this. I’ve been mad at the Bulls ever since they decided to let Michael Jordan age and retire.”

  • “Time to dust off the old Starter hat!”

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