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On The Cardinals Going To Their Very First Super Bowl:

  • "Don't tell them, but, judging by the way most NFL teams played this year, I think they let Arizona have it."

  • "Did you know that in 1944, the Cardinals merged with the PIttsburgh Steelers, the very team they're playing in this Super Bowl?  What a magical world we live in."

  • "I wouldn't call this their first Super Bowl.  I'm sure many of their players have had rooting interests in watching other Super Bowls."

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