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On The Chiefs' Strong Start

  • "Right now they're playing exciting football. Which is to say they will lose when they play someone decent."

  • "Yes, the NFL still requires a team to win the AFC West."

  • "Who knew Shaun Smith grabbing opposing linemen's junk was the secret to winning?"

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