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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On The College Basketball Championships:

  • "You've just entered the Hansborough Zone. Oh, man, I feel bad about saying that now."

  • "So this is the meaningless tournament between the meaningless regular season and the only-thing-that-matters tournament?  Got it."

  • "This must be why college football doesn't have any playoff system.  College basketball is hogging all the playoffs."

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