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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again

WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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  • "You've just entered the Hansborough Zone. Oh, man, I feel bad about saying that now."

  • "So this is the meaningless tournament between the meaningless regular season and the only-thing-that-matters tournament?  Got it."

  • "This must be why college football doesn't have any playoff system.  College basketball is hogging all the playoffs."

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