On The Continuing Feud Between Greg LeMond And Lance Armstrong

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Oosthuizen mildly shocked the world when he came from nowhere to win the 2010 Open Championship. Is he any good?
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On The Continuing Feud Between Greg LeMond And Lance Armstrong

  • "This is a petty feud, but if Lance Armstrong made an armband for it, I'd probably wear one."


  • "Are you talking about those Radio Shack commercials with Lance Armstrong and the other guy? Yeah, those are terrible."


  • "Call me old-fashioned, but none of those home runs should stand if Lance Armstrong really had sex with all those women."


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