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On The Continuing Feud Between Greg LeMond And Lance Armstrong

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On The Continuing Feud Between Greg LeMond And Lance Armstrong

  • "This is a petty feud, but if Lance Armstrong made an armband for it, I'd probably wear one."

  • "Are you talking about those Radio Shack commercials with Lance Armstrong and the other guy? Yeah, those are terrible."

  • "Call me old-fashioned, but none of those home runs should stand if Lance Armstrong really had sex with all those women."

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