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On The Controversial Touchdown Call In Last Night's Packers, Seahawks Game

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On The Controversial Touchdown Call In Last Night's Packers, Seahawks Game

  • "It's clear Golden Tate was just hugging M.D. Jennings to congratulate him on winning the game for the Packers."

  • "Look, I'm not going to let the really cool experience of seeing a Hail Mary touchdown be ruined by the fact that it was not a touchdown."

  • “I sure hope Gov. Walker calls the league office and demands they work it out with the union.”

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