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On the Cowboys First Playoff Win Since 1996

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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again

WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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On the Cowboys First Playoff Win Since 1996

  • "Anything that takes me back to the days of Troy Aikman and Emmitt Smith and Larry Allen makes me incredibly upset."

  • "They could have chased history with another playoff loss, but sometimes these young players don't have so much invested in the tradition."

  • "Sorry, are you trying to make me feel bad for the Dallas Cowboys?"

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