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BOSTON—"I'm not sure exactly what he does, but I think he said he works at this place where he makes these calls to people for these events," said Kyle Fisher, who added that, from what he can tell, his roommate works anywhere from 10 to 60 hours a week.
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On the Cowboys First Playoff Win Since 1996

  • "Anything that takes me back to the days of Troy Aikman and Emmitt Smith and Larry Allen makes me incredibly upset."


  • "They could have chased history with another playoff loss, but sometimes these young players don't have so much invested in the tradition."


  • "Sorry, are you trying to make me feel bad for the Dallas Cowboys?"


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