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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On The Diamondbacks' Surprising Season

  • “Huge surprise. I was pretty sure they got rid of that franchise like five years ago.”

  • "I just read they've won a World Series before. That can't be right."

  • “You lost me at ‘Diamondbacks.’”

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