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On The Eagles' 1-3 Start

  • "These guys said they were gonna be the 'Dream Team,' but they're not. Are they gonna get in trouble for that?"

  • "Is it greedy of me to wish they were 0-4?"

  • "Do they have seven or eight more quarterbacks they can try out?"

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