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On The End Of The U.S. Women's Soccer Team's 51-Game Winning Streak

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On The End Of The U.S. Women's Soccer Team's 51-Game Winning Streak

  • "It's a shame women's soccer had to end this way. Uh, it is over, isn't it?"

  • "Seriously? They won 51 soccer games in a row? Wow. That's the most boring thing I've ever heard."

  • "That does it, I'm moving. Do you know of any other countries with three initials that I can chant obsessively?"

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