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On The Exciting Penguins-Capitals Playoff Series:

  • "I just want to make it clear that you were the one who called it 'exciting,' not me."

  • "This really takes me back to the days of Lemieux and whoever played for the Capitals in the early nineties."

  • "So by your definition, overtime games containing even more hockey makes a series more exciting?"

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