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On The Heat's Inability To Win Big Games

  • "Their real weakness is that all the other teams put five players on the floor and they only have three."

  • "It's all right. The NBA lets every team into the playoffs anyway."

  • "You have to give them some credit. They’re blowing games in a way the league has never seen before."

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