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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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On The Indy Crowd Booing Danica Patrick

  • "It was a rather sophisticated crowd, and they didn't appreciate her blaming her slow time on her gender like that."

  • "Maybe if she weren't posing half-nude on the car every time they tried to make an adjustment, it would run better."

  • "I thought they booed because she was being a complete jerk, but then they applauded for A.J. Foyt. Now I'm just confused."

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