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On The Jets Defeating The Patriots 16-9

  • "I realize he only threw for 163 yards and led his team to one touchdown, but can I give all the credit to Mark Sanchez anyway?"

  • "The Jets really sent a message to the Pats: if everything goes absolutely perfect, they can barely squeeze out a victory."

  • "Tom Brady needs to start stepping into his throws or else he's never going to suffer another painful, crippling injury."

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