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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On The Jets Signing LaDainian Tomlinson

  • "The Jets are getting flak, but they plan on having him split time with Terrell Davis."

  • "Just like Emmitt Smith left the Cowboys for Arizona and Jim Brown left the Browns for Hollywood and domestic abuse."

  • "As far as this New Yorker is concerned, there can only be one LT in this town: Lindsay Timmons, my beautiful girlfriend. Hi, Lindsay!"

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