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FORT COLLINS, CO—From the moment he was let loose in a local dog park Saturday, golden retriever and licensed Seeing Eye dog Biscuit reportedly blew off some steam by jumping up to lick people's faces, urinating on smaller dogs, and chasing almost e...
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On The Jets Signing Plaxico Burress

  • "Part of me wishes the lockout never ended."


  • "On the one hand, he is a proven champion. On the other hand, he got shot by a pair of sweatpants."


  • "'Let's try to find somebody the same age as Randy Moss, but with half the accomplishments and a bullet in his leg,' the Jets said."


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