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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On The Jets Signing Plaxico Burress

  • "Part of me wishes the lockout never ended."

  • "On the one hand, he is a proven champion. On the other hand, he got shot by a pair of sweatpants."

  • "'Let's try to find somebody the same age as Randy Moss, but with half the accomplishments and a bullet in his leg,' the Jets said."

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