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On The Knicks Qualifying For The Playoffs

  • "As much as I like salary caps, there's something wrong with a fan base that size being denied for this long. Just kidding, fuck the Knicks."

  • "Finally they can say they've reached the elite level of more than half the NBA."

  • "I can't tell if this is more exciting for the Knicks or more embarrassing for the league. Either way, it’s not good."

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