On The Lakers Being Eliminated

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On The Lakers Being Eliminated

  • “Well, on the plus side, at least that means there’s less of a chance for people to find out that I’m a Lakers fan.”

  • “It’s never a good sign in any sport when a team loses.”

  • "Mark my words: Either that team will never win a title, or I've never watched the NBA and know nothing about it!"

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