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On The Lopsided Thanksgiving Day Matchups

  • "It's always helpful to have these games to lull me to sleep after all that turkey."

  • "You must be mistaken. Football is never bad. It is always good."

  • "These Lions and Cowboys games were not what the Pilgrims had in mind when they wrote the Constitution."

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