On The Magic Firing Stan Van Gundy

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On The Magic Firing Stan Van Gundy

  • "That's what you get for upsetting professional basketball players by asking them to give it their all."


  • "Those will be some big grease-stained black T-shirts to fill."


  • "And thus begins the Gus Van Gundy Era."


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