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On The Mets’ Historic Late-Season Collapse

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On The Mets’ Historic Late-Season Collapse

  • "It’s certainly an exciting time to be alive for sports fans who love historic collapses."

  • "In the end, all they had going for them was a 30-game hit streak, an MVP third basemen, a future Hall of Fame pitcher, and good team chemistry."

  • "This is just like the fall of Rome, which historians trace to the Romans losing 13 games in a row in 476 A.D."

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