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On The Miami Heat's Win Streak Ending After 27 Games

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On The Miami Heat's Win Streak Ending After 27 Games

LeBron James and the Miami Heat had their 27-game win streak—the second longest in NBA history—snapped Wednesday night after a 101-97 loss to the Chicago Bulls. What do you think?

  • “This is the best news to come out of Chicago since that night only four people were shot and killed.”

  • “This streak would still be alive if the Heat had run their offense through Juwan Howard like I’ve been saying since day one.”

  • “Looks like they’re only human assholes after all.”

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