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On The NASCAR Season Beginning:

  • "That reminds me: when is NASCAR season ending?"


  • "Daytona 500? More like Daytona 380, right! I did the multiplication for that myself."


  • "Jimmie Johnson's gonna win it all again. He's like the Yankees, Cowboys and Lakers all wrapped up in one single jerk."


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