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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again

WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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  • "The BCS is just another example of why we shouldn't let anyone vote for anything in this country."

  • "As the top seed, LSU should have the right to pick an opponent it already knows it will beat."

  • "They need to fix the BCS, and the only way to do that is to have three teams play in the title game at the same time."

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