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Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Benny The Bull Busted For Possession Of Unlicensed T-Shirt Gun

CHICAGO—Noting that the suspect had been taken into custody after officers managed to tackle and wrestle the individual to the ground of the United Center concourse, police confirmed Monday that Chicago Bulls mascot Benny the Bull was arrested for possession of an unlicensed T-shirt gun.
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  • "Poor kid had his heart set on losing the NLCS this season, too."

  • "Studies have shown the only way to protect a young pitcher's arm is limiting his innings to a completely arbitrary number."

  • "Look, if the point of baseball were winning playoff games, that franchise wouldn't exist."

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