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On The Nationals Shutting Down Strasburg For Playoffs

  • "Poor kid had his heart set on losing the NLCS this season, too."

  • "Studies have shown the only way to protect a young pitcher's arm is limiting his innings to a completely arbitrary number."

  • "Look, if the point of baseball were winning playoff games, that franchise wouldn't exist."

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