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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again

WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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  • "I can't believe the NBA All-Star Game, with all that talent, felt the need to take steroids and ruin baseball forever."

  • "If I heard the news correctly, a lot of people are going to be pretty angry when A-Staud shows up."

  • "The NBA All-Star game—oh yeah, that reminds me of A-Rod and how I want to die."

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