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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On The Nets' 0-18 Start:

  • "Very optimistic of everyone to keep calling this a 'start.'"

  • "I blame Jay-Z for not putting money into the team and instead spending it on a giant parade float to roll around in."

  • "What's everyone whining about? They're still gonna make the playoffs."

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