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Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Benny The Bull Busted For Possession Of Unlicensed T-Shirt Gun

CHICAGO—Noting that the suspect had been taken into custody after officers managed to tackle and wrestle the individual to the ground of the United Center concourse, police confirmed Monday that Chicago Bulls mascot Benny the Bull was arrested for possession of an unlicensed T-shirt gun.
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On The Nets' Really Plain Logo

  • "Finally, a logo befitting the amount of effort put into naming this team after the basketball net."

  • "I didn't think they would ever find something less colorful than Keith Van Horn."

  • "This is great, because now Nets fans can take crayons during long, boring losses and just fill in the colors themselves."

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