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On The Nets' Really Plain Logo

  • "Finally, a logo befitting the amount of effort put into naming this team after the basketball net."

  • "I didn't think they would ever find something less colorful than Keith Van Horn."

  • "This is great, because now Nets fans can take crayons during long, boring losses and just fill in the colors themselves."

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