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On The NFL Fining Bill Belichick $50,000 For Physical Contact With Referee

  • "That's strange, I thought grabbing someone else's arm awarded you a touchdown."


  • "I'm glad the NFL is finally punishing the people responsible for those awful refs."


  • "$50,000 just for putting your hands on an official and threatening to murder his children?"


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