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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

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WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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On The NFL's Replacement Refs

  • "I've always said the best way to ensure player safety is to have the game controlled by underqualified opportunists who don't know the rules."

  • “I can’t wait for the return of the normal referees who never make bad calls and officiate every game perfectly.”

  • "I had never refereed a football game before Sunday, but that was really fun."

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