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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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On The NFL's Replacement Refs

  • "I've always said the best way to ensure player safety is to have the game controlled by underqualified opportunists who don't know the rules."

  • “I can’t wait for the return of the normal referees who never make bad calls and officiate every game perfectly.”

  • "I had never refereed a football game before Sunday, but that was really fun."

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