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On The Olympic Opening Ceremonies:

  • "America's totally gonna get the gold medal in Waving to Throngs! USA! USA!"

  • "Oh, now I understand the spirit and meaning of the Olympics!"

  • "Oh man, remember in 2004 when Seychelles marched in, and they were doing it all normal and then WHAM, they went into that choreographed little Macarena routine? How are they gonna top that?"

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